131,693 notes June 28, 2012 Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide Person on Tumblr:FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE. Translation:You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion. Person on Tumblr:HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!! Translation:This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense. Person on Tumblr:WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN. Translation:You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations. Person on Tumblr:THAT'S IT. I QUIT. Translation:You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration. Person on Tumblr:I want to have sex with you. Translation:I want to have sex with you.